The Geeky Chef Drinks: Unofficial Cocktail Recipes from Game of Thrones, Legend of Zelda, Star Trek, and More

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The Decision Book: Fifty Models for Strategic Thinking W. W. Norton & Company Mikael Krogerus, Roman Tschäppeler Year: 2018 Language: english File: EPUB, 4.97 MB

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Critique of the New Consensus Macroeconomics and Implications for India Springer Dilip M. Nachane Year: 2018 Language: english File: PDF, 5.78 MB

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LITERARY LIBATIONS

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Harry Potter: FIRE WHISKEY

Harry Potter: BUTTERBEER

The Wheel of Time: OOSQUAI

Redwall: STRAWBERRY CORDIAL

Demon Cycle: COUZI

The Stormlight Archive: VIOLET WINE

A Song of Ice and Fire: MULLED WINE

Discworld: SCUMBLE AND FLUFF

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◁ FIREWHISKY

INSPIRED BY HARRY POTTER

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Most fans think of the mildly alcoholic but still kid-friendly Butterbeer when they recall the magical beverages of the Harry Potter series, and with good reason: It sounds delicious and there’s “butter” in the name! However, there’s a more adult beverage to order at The Three Broomsticks. Firewhisky is referred to in four of the seven Harry Potter books, and Harry drinks it himself in The Deathly Hallows as a toast to Mad-Eye Moody. The taste is not described, but it burns Harry’s throat and leaves him with a warm feeling like courage. It also seems to be a straight liquor, so I’ve created a simple whiskey cocktail with spicy cinnamon and orange notes.


SERVES 1

1 fl oz (30 ml) rye whiskey



1/2 fl oz/1 tablespoon (15 ml) Triple Sec

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) cinnamon whiskey

1–2 teaspoons Cinnamon Syrup

1–2 dashes of orange bitters

Ice cubes (optional)

1 In a mixing glass, stir together the rye whiskey, Triple Sec, cinnamon whiskey, syrup, and bitters.

2 Pour the mixture into the serving glass, which can have a few ice cubes in it or not, according to your preference. Enjoy!


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Glencairn



Lowball glass


SUGGESTED EFFECT:

The Citrus Flame with orange



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◁ BUTTERBEER

INSPIRED BY HARRY POTTER

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The Harry Potter series by JK Rowling is the best-selling fantasy series of all time, so it comes as no surprise that Butterbeer is one of fiction’s most renowned alcoholic beverages. You can actually get an official version at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, at Universal Studios, but if you’re like me, you’ll want to enjoy it between visits. The alcoholic content of Butterbeer is supposed to be negligible—only containing enough alcohol to get a house elf drunk—so presumably an adult human would have to drink an awful lot of it to get any sort of buzz. Or an adult human could just spike it with some rum!


SERVES 3–4

3 cups (750 ml) stout beer



2 cinnamon sticks

8 whole cloves

8 whole allspice

1 tablespoon (14 g) imitation butter

1 tablespoon (14 g) butter melted

1 tablespoon (15 ml) vanilla extract

1/4 cup (60 g) brown sugar

2 fl oz (60 ml) evaporated milk

1 fl oz (30 ml) sweetened condensed milk, (or to taste)

3–4 fl oz (90–120 ml) spiced rum

1 Pour the beer into a saucepan, along with the cinnamon sticks, cloves, and allspice.

2 Bring to a boil over a high heat, then lower the heat to medium-low and simmer for about 15 minutes.

3 Remove the spices (with a strained or slotted spoon), but keep the cinnamon sticks for serving.

4 Stir in the remaining ingredients and simmer for another couple of minutes.

5 Pour into 3–4 serving vessels.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Mug




SUGGESTED GARNISHES:

Cinnamon sticks



Whipped cream

Gold sprinkles


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Omit the rum and use a dark non-alcoholic beer.


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◁ OOSQUAI

INSPIRED BY THE WHEEL OF TIME

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The Wheel of Time, written by Robert Jordan, is an expansive series of high-fantasy novels that have earned their elevated ranking among other fantasy best sellers. Oosquai is a potent drink of the Aiel, a desert-dwelling warrior race. Made from “zemai,” which is the Aiel word for “corn,” it is described as brown in color and stronger than double-distilled brandy. Conveniently for us, bourbon is also brown and made with mostly corn. Oosquai does seem to be a straight liquor, so here is a simple bourbon cocktail. Sharing Oosquai with someone is supposed to be a great act of friendship between warriors, so this recipe serves two: you and a friend. Dovie’andi se tovya sagain!


SERVES 2

4 fl oz (120 ml) bourbon



1 fl oz (30 ml) sweet vermouth

5–6 dashes of Angostura bitters

3–4 ice cubes

1 Fill the mixing glass with all the liquid ingredients, add ice, and stir gently for 10–15 seconds.

2 Strain into your serving vessel.


SUGGESTED EFFECTS/GARNISHES:

The Citrus Flame with orange



The Spiral Citrus Peel with orange

STRAWBERRY CORDIAL

INSPIRED BY REDWALL

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Redwall is a beloved series of children’s fantasy novels written by Brian Jacques. The books are chock-full of mouthwatering food and drink, so it’s no wonder the series has its very own official cookbook written by Jacques himself. Strawberry Cordial, also called “Strawberry Fizz,” is mentioned in almost every book and enjoyed at almost every celebration or feast. It’s mainly described as bubbly, cold, and sweet. A cordial can be alcoholic or not; considering this cordial’s popularity with the Dibbuns, it may not be alcoholic or it might be only slightly alcoholic. For our purposes, we’ll booze it up a bit.


SERVES 2–4

3/4 cup (150 g) granulated sugar



11/2 cups (350 ml) water

2 pints (714 g) ripe strawberries

4 fl oz (120 ml) white rum

1 bottle (750 ml) prosecco, chilled

1 In a medium saucepan, heat the sugar, water, and strawberries over a medium heat until the liquid comes to a boil, stirring occasionally.

2 Once boiling, reduce to a simmer and continue to simmer for 20 minutes, or until the strawberries are tender.

3 Remove the strawberry mixture from the heat and transfer to a blender. Blend until smooth.

4 Place a fine-mesh strainer over a large pitcher and pour the mixture through it. Discard what’s in the strainer (or use it for something else).

5 Add your rum to the pitcher, followed by the prosecco. Give it a gentle stir until just blended before pouring into serving glasses.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Cordial glass




SUGGESTED GARNISHES:

Fresh strawberry slices



Ice with strawberry slices (shown here)


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Omit the rum, increase the sugar to 1 cup (200 g), and replace the prosecco with seltzer water.


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◁ COUZI

INSPIRED BY DEMON CYCLE

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Demon Cycle, a fantasy-horror series by Peter V. Brett, takes place in a world where demons come every night to terrorize and kill humans. In this world, Couzi is an extremely potent drink made with fermented grains and cinnamon. Because of its potency, it is served in small cups, and its strong cinnamon smell burns the nostrils. Couzi and other grain alcohols are forbidden by the Evejah, a religious text in the world of Demon Cycle. I’m not sure which is scarier, the Evejah or the demon attacks. Seriously, how else are you supposed to cope with demon attacks???


SERVES 4

3 fl oz (90 ml) strong rye whiskey



1 fl oz (30 ml) cinnamon liqueur

3–4 teaspoons (15–20 ml) Cinnamon Syrup or to taste

5–6 dashes of ground cinnamon or Peychaud’s bitters

2–3 teaspoons (10–15 ml) fresh lemon juice

Ice cubes

1 Add all the liquid ingredients to a mixing glass with a few ice cubes and stir.

2 Pour into your serving vessels.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Shot glasses



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◁ VIOLET WINE

INSPIRED BY THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE

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The Stormlight Archive, an epic fantasy series written by Brandon Sanderson (the author who completed The Wheel of Time series after Robert Jordan passed), takes place in a world that is periodically ravaged by violent storms. More importantly, the wines come in multiple colors! Violet wine is the most flavorful and intoxicating of the wines, which also include sapphire, orange, and yellow. This recipe combines rosé with crème de violette for a nice, deep purple wine that will definitely intoxicate you.


SERVES 1

1 fl oz (30 ml) crème de violette



1/2 fl oz (15 ml) raspberry liqueur

1 tablespoon (15 ml) lemon juice

2–3 ice cubes

4 fl oz (120 ml) dry rosé wine

1 Add the liqueurs and juice to a cocktail shaker with the ice cubes.

2 Strain into the serving vessel.

3 Top with the rosé and stir.


SUGGESTED EFFECT:

The Shimmer Effect



MULLED WINE

INSPIRED BY ASOIAF/GAME OF THRONES

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The A Song of Ice and Fire novels and TV adaption Game of Thrones have become a phenomenon that’s unprecedented for a fantasy series. Mulled wine appears throughout the series many times, as its warmth makes it a favorite of the men of the Night’s Watch. Of course, mulled wine is a real thing that is omnipresent in fantasy literature; it’s in everything from The Canterbury Tales to The Elder Scrolls. Originally called Hipprocras, this drink is at least as old as Rome. There are many versions of this delicious rich and spicy beverage across many cultures, both presently and historically, so this recipe is appropriate for any occasion, whether that’s a nameday celebration, a (red, purple, or pink) wedding, or just your standard holiday party.


SERVES 8–10

1 orange



1 lemon

2 bottles (750 ml each) red wine

4–6 fl oz (120–175 ml) brandy (optional)

2-inch (5 cm) piece of fresh ginger, peeled and thinly sliced

5 cinnamon sticks

5 cloves

2 black peppercorns

5 whole nutmegs, to taste

8 whole allspice, to taste

3/4 cup (255 g) honey, or to taste

1 Remove the zest from the orange and lemon in strips, using a knife or vegetable peeler. Set aside.

2 Juice the orange and lemon into a Dutch oven or thick-bottomed pot. Then pour the wine and brandy (if using) into the pot.

3 Add the orange and lemon zest, ginger, cinnamon sticks, cloves, peppercorns, nutmeg, allspice, and honey into the same pot and stir for a minute or two.

4 Cover the pot and heat over medium heat until the liquid is hot, being careful not to let it boil. Then reduce the heat to low and simmer for an hour, or until the spices are strong enough for your tastes.

5 Strain out the spices or remove them with a slotted spoon before serving.


SUGGESTED GARNISHES:

Whole spices



Citrus peels

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◁ SCUMBLE AND FLUFF

INSPIRED BY DISCWORLD

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Discworld: everyone’s favorite world resting upon the shoulders of four giant elephants standing upon a giant turtle that is floating through space. This is the setting of a beloved series of comedic fantasy novels written by the late and great Terry Pratchett. In Discworld, Scumble is made from apples and is strong enough to clean silverware, so it’s served in very small amounts. When combined with dwarven ale, it creates a cocktail called “Fluff.” Sometimes, you just need to imbibe vast amounts of alcohol.


SERVES 1–2

Ice cube



1 fl oz (30 ml) applejack brandy

3–4 dashes of apple bitters

1–3 teaspoons Spiced Maple Syrup or to taste

1/2 fl oz (15 ml) Apple Pie Moonshine (optional)

4 oz (120 ml) bitter ale (optional, for Fluff)

1 Add ice to a mixing glass.

2 Pour in the brandy, bitters, syrup, and moonshine (if using). Stir.

3 Pour into your serving vessel(s).

4 Make it “fluff” by adding the ale.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Thimbles



Shot glasses




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SPECIAL EFFECTS

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Rimming the Glass: SUGARED/SALTED RIM, SPARKLY RIM, CANDY RIM

THE SKEWER

Ice Effects: SHAPE, COLOR, GARNISH

THE SPIRAL CITRUS PEEL

THE SHIMMER EFFECT

THE MIST EFFECT

Playing with Fire: THE FLAMING FLOAT, THE CITRUS FLAME

We’re making magical and high-tech drinks here, and sometimes they need to look more, well, magical and high-tech. How or whether to garnish is totally up to you, but here are some impressive ways to decorate a drink. With special effects, you can choose just one, or use multiple effects for a very impressive-looking drink!

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RIMMING THE GLASS

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This always needs to be done before the drink is prepared.


SUGARED/SALTED RIM

This is a classic. Any type of sugar or salt can be used, but as a rule you don’t want to pick one that’s super fine or super coarse. You can also purchase cocktail rimming sugars and salts, which have been crafted with the intention of being used to rim cocktail glasses and come in a variety of flavors and colors.




HOW TO RIM A GLASS:

1 Add sugar or salt to a shallow dish.



2 Moisten the rim of the serving glass. (Water works fine in most cases.)

3 Dip the glass into the salt or sugar.

4 If you want more sugar or salt on the rim, slightly twist the glass.


HOW TO COLOR SUGAR OR SALT:

1 Put 1/4 cup (50 g) of sugar or salt in a small, sealable plastic bag.



2 Add a drop of food coloring.

3 Seal the plastic bag and shake for a few seconds.

4 If the color is too light, add another drop of food coloring and repeat step 3.


SPARKLY RIM

If you want to add some glitz and glitter, this is a great way to bedazzle your cocktail. Edible glitter can be purchased in the baking section of most grocery stores, at a baking store, or online. I used the Wilton brand, but CK Products are also popular.



Edible glitter (any color)

A little light corn syrup or honey

1 Place the edible glitter in a shallow bowl or dish that the top of your glass will fit into.

2 Use a pastry brush (or your finger if you don’t mind getting sticky) to apply the corn syrup or honey around the rim of the glass. You could also squeeze a ring of corn syrup or honey onto a dish and dip the glass into it.

3 Dip the sticky rim of the glass into the edible glitter or sugar to coat.

Voilà! You have an impressive-looking drink with little to no effort.


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For a thicker coat, twist the glass.



CANDY RIM

1 cup (200 g) granulated sugar

1/2 cup (120 ml) light corn syrup

1/2 cup (120 ml) water



Candy thermometer

Food coloring (any color)

1 Combine the sugar, syrup, and water in a heavy-bottomed pot over medium-high heat, and pop in the candy thermometer. Don’t stir until the liquid reaches 300°F (150°C).

2 Once heated to 300°F (150°C), remove the thermometer and stir in the food coloring, making sure the color is evenly mixed in.

3 Dip the heatproof serving glass into the mixture while it’s still hot, then turn it upright, being careful not to let any syrup get on you. The syrup will drip down the glass and then harden for a drippy effect.


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It can be a bit difficult to remove the candy from the glass after it hardens, but soaking it in soapy hot water for a half hour or so should loosen it.


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◁ THE SKEWER

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The skewer is a quick, easy way to add flair to any drink. All you have to do is skewer stuff onto a toothpick and drop it into the drink. You can also get fancy and cut shapes out of fruits (e.g., strawberry hearts, pineapple stars), or purchase themed skewers for occasions like Halloween or Cinco de Mayo.


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Make sure to skewer stuff with flavors or colors that complement the cocktail. You don’t want to add a pickle skewer to a Shirley Temple. Or maybe you do!


ICE EFFECTS

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Altering the appearance of ice is another easy way to add flair to a drink.


SHAPE

For most cocktails, ice cubes or spheres are best for taste because their melt rate is consistent. However, some more concentrated drinks, like the Mint Julep, benefit from faster-melting crushed or cracked ice. You can also use fun molds to make ice that jibes with the drink’s theme. There are all kinds out there: stars, leaves, skulls, etc. I’ve even seen Tardis, Starfleet, and R2-D2 molds!




COLOR

An easy way to add color or flavor to any drink is to make ice cubes with fruit juice or food dye. If the recipe calls for orange juice, go ahead and freeze some orange juice in ice trays and add it to the drink. Food dyes can be added to regular water and frozen if you just want a color effect. These look especially cool in clear or light-colored drinks.




GARNISH

Freezing fruit, herbs, edible flowers, or any other edible garnish is another easy and impressive way to add a nice visual element to any drink. For this method, you need to boil distilled water, then let it cool before pouring the water into an ice mold and adding the garnish. Boiling the water first allows you to make an ice cube that is more transparent and less cloudy.



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◁ THE SPIRAL CITRUS PEEL

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Citrus fruits are probably the most common drink garnishes. Most of the time, all you have to do is cut out a slice and drop it in the drink, but you can also cut them into shapes. My favorite citrus garnish is a peel twist. A lot of folks will tell you that you need to peel the citrus fruit a certain way to get the right shape, but that’s just not true.

A small citrus fruit (e.g., lemon, tangerine, lime)

A sharp knife

1 Take your fruit and cut out a round slice from near the center. The slice should be about 1/4 inch (6mm) thick.

2 Cut out the center of the slice, removing as much pith (i.e., the white stuff on the inside of the rind) as you can without cutting through the peel itself.

3 Once the pulp and most of the pith is removed, use the knife to cut the circular peel so that it is one long strip.

4 Use your fingers to roll the peel strip into as tight a spiral as you can without breaking it.


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For tighter twists, drop the peel into a glass of ice water immediately after creating the spiral.


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◁ THE SHIMMER EFFECT

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Edible “luster dust” can be used to add sparkle and shimmer to frostings, gum paste, and fondant. Luckily for us, it can be used in beverages, too!. This shimmery liqueur will add some magic to any cocktail or potion without changing the flavor too much. You can make your own sparkly concoctions by combining any clear liquor you plan to use in your cocktail with any flavor of simple syrup and any color of luster dust!

1 cup (235 ml) clear liquor, such as vodka, white rum, or gin

1/2 cup (170 ml) Classic Simple Syrup

Pinch or 2 of edible luster dust

1 In a small mixing bowl, stir the liquor and simple syrup together with a whisk until the syrup has completely dissolved, about 3 minutes.

2 Gradually whisk in the luster dust.

3 Use a funnel to pour the mixture into a glass bottle. Store in the refrigerator for up to 2 weeks.

4 Swirl the bottle to activate the luster dust before using it in a cocktail.


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You can find edible luster dust in the baking section near the cake decorations in some grocery stores, in any baking store, and online. Amazon carries a few brands like Wilton, CK Products, and Bakell at reasonable prices.


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◁ THE MIST EFFECT

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Dry ice adds a bit of mystery to any special brew.


SUPPLIES

Dry ice

Towel or other thick fabric



Safety goggles or other eye protection (recommended)

Hammer

Flat-head screwdriver (or something that can be used as a chisel)

Thick rubber gloves (recommended)

Tongs

Serving vessel(s)

1 Carefully place the dry ice on the towel and sort of bunch up the towel around it, making sure you do not touch the ice directly. Use the towel to pick up the ice then flip it over onto your work surface.

2 Put on goggles or other eye protection. Use the hammer and screwdriver like a chisel to carefully break up the dry ice into smaller cubes. The size of the cubes depends on whether you are using the ice in the serving glasses directly or in a larger container (like a punch bowl).

3 Use tongs to drop a cube into your serving vessel(s) right before you pour in your drink of choice.


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Purchase the dry ice a couple hours before planned use, at most. Standard freezers are not cold enough to maintain dry ice. It will melt.



FOR YOUR SAFETY

1 Go full mad scientist and equip yourself with safety goggles or other eye protection and thick rubber gloves.

2 NEVER CONSUME OR DIRECTLY TOUCH DRY ICE, even after it has been added to the cocktail. It can be very dangerous and even cause frostbite. Make sure everyone consuming your beverages knows this.


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◁ PLAYING WITH FIRE


FOR YOUR SAFETY

1 Fire and drinking are not the best of friends, so make sure you’re sober when attempting to light a drink. You do NOT want to end up like VADER WITHOUT THE SUIT!!!!

2 NEVER drink a cocktail that is currently lit. Wait for the flame to die or snuff it out yourself.

3 DO NOT attempt to blow out the flame. This only spreads the fire.

4 ALWAYS make sure the glass, your hands, the counter, the lighter, and anything else you don’t want to set on fire have no alcohol on them. In fact, it’s best to remove anything flammable from your prep area.

5 DO NOT use a thin cup or glass; it could shatter from the heat.

6 DO NOT use a plastic cup or a plastic straw if lighting a drink.

7 Sometimes the fire is hard to see, especially if you’re in an area with a lot of light. If you’ve lit the drink and you don’t see flames, try turning down the lights. ALWAYS assume the drink is lit and treat it with care.


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◁ THE FLAMING FLOAT

SUPPLIES

A cocktail

Thick, heatproof glass



Any 151-proof liquor

Tablespoon

Utility lighter

Fire extinguisher

1 Prepare your cocktail and pour it into the glass. Make sure that there is 1–2 inches (2.5–5 cm) of space below the rim.

2 Once your cocktail is properly prepared, pour some of the high-proof liquor into the tablespoon. Gently spoon the liquor over the drink so it creates a separate top layer.

3 Use the utility lighter to light the alcohol on top of the drink. Stand back and admire, take pictures, etc.


CAUTION

Make sure the fire is extinguished before putting the cup near your face. Flames usually burn out in a minute or so.


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◁ THE CITRUS FLAME

This is a garnish that’s more about flavor than style—at least after the trick is done. The act of flaming the citrus is pretty stylish, though, so you’ll probably get some “oohs” and “ahhs.”




SUPPLIES

Paring knife

Fresh citrus fruit (usually an orange)



Utility lighter or match

A cocktail

1 With the paring knife, cut out a 2–3-inch (5–7-cm) piece of citrus peel, trying not to get too much pith.

2 With your lighter or match, hold the flame a few inches (5–7 cm) above the drink.

3 Squeeze the peel over the flame, with the outside of the peel facing down. You’ll want to squeeze hard enough to extract enough oil from the peel.

4 Drop the peel into the drink as a garnish.


CAUTION

Be prepared for a burst of flame when the oil from the peel makes contact with the fire.





Contents


	Introduction

	1 Simple Syrups

	Classic

	Fruit

	Herbal

	Other




	2 Special Effects

	Rimming the Glass

	The Skewer

	Ice Effects

	The Spiral Citrus Peel

	The Shimmer Effect

	The Mist Effect

	Playing with Fire




	3 Otherworldly Intoxicants

	Elder Scrolls: White-Gold Tower

	Elder Scrolls: Velvet LeChance

	Dragon Age: Chasind Sack Mead

	Fable II: The Yellow Fairy

	The Legend of Zelda: Noble Pursuit

	World of Warcraft: Sulfuron Slammer

	World of Warcraft: Moonglow




	4 Magical Elixirs

	Grimm: Amor di Infierno

	Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Giggle Water

	The Legend of Zelda: Chateau Romani

	Final Fantasy: Hero Drink

	The Lord of the Rings: Miruvor

	Your Favorite Video Game: Red Potion

	Blue Potion

	Green Potion




	5 Sci-Fi Spirits

	Mass Effect: Ryncol Cocktail

	Firefly: Mudder’s Milk

	Firefly: Shimmerwine

	Battlestar Galactica: Ambrosia

	Dune: Spice Beer

	Star Trek: Bloodwine

	Star Trek: Samarian Sunset

	Star Trek: Romulan Ale

	Star Wars: Ardees aka Jawa Juice

	Star Wars: Tatooine Sunset

	The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster




	6 Culty Cocktails

	Doctor Who: Sonic Screwdriver

	Doctor Who: Emergency Protocol 417

	The Big Lebowski: White Russian

	Twin Peaks: Black Yukon Sucker Punch

	Cocktail: Three-Toed Sloth

	Supernatural: Purple Nurple

	The Blues Brothers: Orange Whip

	Your Favorite Vampire Thing: Blood

	James Bond: Vesper

	Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Black Frost Beer

	Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: Singapore Sling




	7 Literary Libations

	Harry Potter: Firewhisky

	Harry Potter: Butterbeer

	The Wheel of Time: Oosquai

	Redwall: Strawberry Cordial

	Demon Cycle: Couzi

	The Stormlight Archive: Violet Wine

	ASOIAF/Game of Thrones: Mulled Wine

	Discworld: Scumble and Fluff




	8 Dystopian Potions

	1984: Victory Gin

	A Clockwork Orange: Moloko Plus

	Fallout: Atomic Cocktail

	Fallout: Nuka Cola Dark

	Oddworld: SoulStorm Brew




	9 Comedic Concoctions

	Archer: Peppermint Patty

	Archer: 6 Gummy Bears and Some Scotch

	Bob’s Burgers: Swanky-Panky

	Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Moss Wine

	The Simpsons: Flanders’ Planter’s Punch

	It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Fight Milk

	The Nutty Professor: Alaskan Polar Bear Heater

	Red Dwarf: Beer Milkshake




	Index

	Acknowledgments

	About the Author





Guide


	Cover

	Start of Content

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INTRODUCTION

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Since, well, birth, but more publicly since I started The Geeky Chef in 2008, my passion project has been making recipes for fictional or unusual foods from books, TV, movies, and games. I don’t know if it’s the tendency of us writers to, well, let’s say, have a disposition towards alcoholism, but a whole lot of these foods tend to be alcoholic beverages. Enough to fill a whole book of their own. This book, actually.

The bad news is: I’m not a mixologist. I’m not Guinan or Quark. I’m definitely not Sam Malone. I’m not even Tom Cruise, though I am his height and much less likely to sue you. That being said, I have had some practice at drink-making over the years as The Geeky Chef. I actually learned a lot just making this book. So, the good news is: If I can learn to make a decent cocktail, you absolutely can, too! These are cocktails for geeky laymen by a geeky lay … man. The other good news is: I have some friends (I know, it’s a miracle I have friends at all!) who are also bartenders, and they gave me some great cocktail wisdom, a burden I now pass on to you, Padawan.

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I will try to keep things as simple as possible, but I do recommend these five things:

1 Get a cocktail shaker. I cannot stress this one enough: The use of a cocktail shaker can improve a cocktail by approximately 1,000 percent! Mixing glasses can be sort of improvised, but the mystical effects of a cocktail shaker can’t be understated. There’s a reason James Bond likes his martinis shaken …

2 Embrace the bitters. Outside of the bartending world, unsavvy folks like you and me may not understand the power and appeal of bitters. I’m here to tell you, they are like the seasoning of drinks, the final incantation that makes the potion fully effective. Don’t be afraid of the “bitter” in the name; most of them aren’t even particularly bitter. They’re called bitters because the essence of their flavor is distilled from their ingredients, sort of like The Force being distilled into a sprinkle-ready bottle.

3 Use simple syrups. This is the best way to sweeten a cocktail, period. Adding a touch of sweetness and flavor, they easily dissolve into liquids and can vastly improve any cocktail.

4 Adjust ratios to your liking! If you like a stiff drink, bump up the alcohol or reduce the mixers. If you like a mellower drink, lower the alcohol amounts and/or increase the non-alcoholic ingredients. If you like a sweeter drink, just increase the amount of syrup, soda, or juice. Despite what some may have you believe, crafting cocktails is not an objective science. You won’t have Professor Snape slapping your hand if you don’t add exactly three drops of dragon blood while stirring counterclockwise for five and a half turns, I promise.

5 Buy like the smarty-pants nerd you are. Unlike my previous books, I couldn’t completely avoid expensive or unusual ingredients. Alcohol is just not cheap. I did avoid naming specific brands whenever possible, but sometimes I had to cite specific products for their unique color, flavor, or effects. My advice is, buy the stuff you like in bulk at warehouse clubs, and if you’re not sure you’re going to like it, buy the little mini bottles. Those little guys usually run to $1 to $4 for about 50 ml of liquid—and they make great potion bottles later!




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SIMPLE SYRUPS

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Classic Simple Syrup

Fruit Syrups: GRENADINE, BERRY

Herbal Syrups: LAVENDER, GINGER, CINNAMON

Other Syrups: HONEY, BROWN SUGAR, SPICED MAPLE

It’s all in the name. Simple syrups are just that: simple. Simple to make, simple to use, and once you get the hang of them you can easily make your own magical concoctions. Lavender honey syrup? Yes! Blueberry cinnamon syrup? Go for it! Here are some of my favorites to get you started.


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It’s best to store simple syrups in airtight, sterilized storage containers (a thick glass bottle or jar with a lid works best). The easiest way to do this is to use the dishwasher’s high temperature setting. No dishwasher? Here are some instructions on how to sterilize heat-resistant glassware:

1 Place the glass container(s) right side up in a canner or a deep pot with a rack at the bottom.

2 Fill the canner or pot with water until it is 1 inch (2.5 cm) above the container(s).

3 Bring the water to a boil over medium-high heat and continue to boil for approximately 10 minutes.

4 Reduce the heat and keep the container(s) in the hot water until you’re ready to fill with syrup.

5 Remove from the hot water carefully with protective gloves and/or tongs.


CLASSIC SIMPLE SYRUP

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1 cup (200 g) granulated sugar

1 cup (235 ml) water

1 In a saucepan, combine the sugar and water.

2 Bring to a boil and cook over a medium heat, stirring regularly, until the sugar has dissolved, about 3-5 minutes.

3 Allow to cool before storing in an airtight storage container.

FRUIT SYRUPS

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There are basically two ways to make fruit syrups: you can begin with either fresh fruit or fruit juice. You can substitute different kinds of fruit in the blueberry syrup for a different flavor, although berries work best. I like raspberries and strawberries myself. Likewise, you can substitute any kind of juice in the grenadine recipe, including cherry or pineapple.


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Add 1 tablespoon (15 ml) of vodka to the syrups after they are prepared to make them last longer in storage. They usually keep for about a month in the refrigerator.



GRENADINE

Most of us are familiar with grenadine as the red, artificially flavored, candy-like cherry syrup you get at diners and soda shops, but originally grenadine was made using fresh pomegranate. I’m not saying you have it make it from scratch, but I will say you should, because your taste buds will throw you a party.



1 cup (235 ml) pomegranate juice (preferably one without added sugar)

3/4 cup (150 g) granulated sugar

1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice

2–3 drops of orange flower water

1 Mix the pomegranate juice and sugar in a small saucepan and cook over a medium-low heat, stirring, until the sugar has completely dissolved.

2 Bring the heat down to low and continue to cook, stirring occasionally, until the mixture has thickened, about 20 minutes. Remove from the heat and stir in the lemon juice and orange flower water.

3 Let cool to around room temperature before storing in a sterilized airtight container.


BERRY SYRUP

1 cup (100 g) frozen or fresh blueberries, blackberries, strawberries, or raspberries

1 cup (235 ml) water



1/2 cup (100 g) granulated sugar

1 teaspoon lemon zest

1 Add all the ingredients to a saucepan and bring the liquid to a boil.

2 Reduce the heat to low and simmer for 15 minutes.

3 While still hot, pour through a mesh strainer into a sterilized, airtight, heat-resistant storage container.

4 Let the syrup cool to around room temperature before using or capping the container.

HERBAL SYRUPS

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I love to use herbal syrups in my baking and cooking, but especially in my drinking. The great thing is, the method is pretty much always the same, though some herbs or spices may need additional “steeping” time if you want a strong flavor.


LAVENDER SYRUP

3 tablespoons dried lavender buds (culinary grade) or 3 lavender tea bags

1 cup (235 ml) water



11/2 cups (300 g) granulated sugar

1 Add the lavender to the water in a saucepan and bring to a boil, then stir in the sugar and cook until it’s fully dissolved, 3–5 minutes, stirring occasionally.

2 Reduce the heat to low and simmer for about 15 minutes.

3 Remove from the heat and allow to cool and steep for 45 minutes.

4 Strain the syrup into a sterilized airtight container.

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◁ GINGER SYRUP

3/4 cup (75 g) peeled and sliced fresh ginger

1 cup (235 ml) water



11/2 cups (300 g) granulated sugar

1 Add the ginger to the water in a saucepan and bring to a boil, then stir in the sugar and cook until it’s fully dissolved, stirring occasionally.

2 Reduce the heat to low and simmer for about 15 minutes.

3 Remove from the heat and allow to cool to around room temperature, as the ginger infuses the syrup.

4 Strain the syrup into a sterilized airtight container.


CINNAMON SYRUP

5 cinnamon sticks

1 cup (235 ml) water



1 cup (200 g) granulated sugar

1 Add the cinnamon sticks to the water in a saucepan and bring to a boil, then stir in the sugar and cook until it’s fully dissolved, stirring occasionally.

2 Reduce the heat to low and simmer for about 15 minutes.

3 Remove from the heat and allow to cool and steep for 45 minutes.

4 Strain the syrup into a sterilized airtight container.

OTHER SYRUPS

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HONEY SYRUP ▷

3/4 cup (175 ml) water

3/4 cup (255 g) honey



1 Add the water and honey to a saucepan.

2 Heat over a medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until the honey dissolves into the water, but don’t boil.

3 Let cool to around room temperature before storing the syrup in a sterilized airtight container.

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BROWN SUGAR SYRUP

1 cup (235 ml) water

11/2 cups (340 g) dark brown sugar

1 teaspoon vanilla extract



1 Add the water and brown sugar to a saucepan and bring to a boil, stirring regularly.

2 Reduce the heat to low and continue stirring until all the sugar has dissolved.

3 Remove from the heat and stir in the vanilla.

4 Let cool to room temperature before storing the syrup in a sterilized airtight container.


SPICED MAPLE SYRUP

1/2 cup (170 g) real maple syrup

1/2 cup (120 ml) water



2 whole allspice

2 cinnamon sticks

2 whole cloves

2 star anise

1 Add the maple syrup, water, and all the spices to a small saucepan.

2 Bring to a boil and then turn off the heat.

3 Cover the pan and let the syrup cool and steep for 45 minutes.

4 Strain the syrup into a sterilized airtight container.




ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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Cassandra Reeder is an author, avid home cook, and lifetime geek. For over a decade, she has been helping other geeks and nerds all over the world make their fictional food fantasies come true at www.geekychef.com. She released her first cookbook, The Geeky Chef Cookbook, in 2014, and its sequel, The Geek Chef Strikes Back, in 2017. Cassandra currently lives and cooks in Portland, OR, with her husband, son, and a magical talking parrot.




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OTHERWORLDLY INTOXICANTS

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The Elder Scrolls: WHITE-GOLD TOWER

The Elder Scrolls: VELVET LECHANCE

Dragon Age: CHASIND SACK MEAD

Fable II: THE YELLOW FAIRY

The Legend of Zelda: NOBLE PURSUIT

World of Warcraft: SULFURON SLAMMER

World of Warcraft: MOONGLOW

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◁ WHITE-GOLD TOWER

INSPIRED BY THE ELDER SCROLLS

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Skyrim, I just can’t quit you. Every Elder Scrolls game is a triumph, but Skyrim is the only one I’ve picked up again four times in seven years and done something completely new every single time. Some things just get better with time. Like Skyrim. And alcohol. Skyrim had its fair share of alcoholic drinks for your Dragonborn to find or purchase; the most intriguing of these were Talen-Jei’s cocktails at The Bee and Barb in Riften. The White-Gold Tower was described as a layered drink containing blended mead, heavy cream, and lavender. It was then topped with Dragon’s Tongue, which is a kind of flower in Skyrim. This recipe blends two kinds of mead, lavender syrup, and bitters, and tops it off with heavy cream and an edible flower.


SERVES 1

2 fl oz (60 ml) dry mead



2 fl oz (60 ml) Cyser mead

1/2 fl oz/1 tablespoon (15 ml) whiskey (optional)

4–6 dashes of lavender bitters

1 teaspoon Lavender Syrup

Ice cubes

1 fl oz (30 ml) heavy cream

1 In a cocktail shaker, combine both meads, whiskey (if using), bitters, syrup, and 2–3 ice cubes. Shake well.

2 Pour the mead mixture into your serving glass.

3 Pour one-third of the heavy cream out of the carton and set aside (you can pour it back in later). Shake the heavy cream carton vigorously for about 30 seconds.

4 Get a spoon and hold it upside down above the mead in the glass, tilted slightly downward. Slowly pour the heavy cream onto the back of the spoon so it indirectly spills over into the glass on top of the mead. It’s important not to do this too quickly if you want a layered effect.


SUGGESTED GARNISH:

Edible flower (nasturtium blossoms, orchids, and viola flowers look the most like Dragon Tongue)




SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Highball glass



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◁ VELVET LECHANCE

INSPIRED BY THE ELDER SCROLLS

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Velvet LeChance, also sold at The Bee and Barb, was described as having blackberries, honey, spiced wine, and a touch of nightshade. I went for a pretty literal interpretation of the drink because it already sounds pretty amazing. I know the nightshade they are referring to is the deadly flower, but, luckily for us, the term nightshade could refer to potatoes, paprika, and eggplant, which are all in the nightshade family (although perhaps not the best cocktail ingredients …). I thought the best nightshade to add to this drink was cayenne pepper, to give it a bite.


SERVES 1

5 blackberries



1–2 teaspoons Honey Syrup

2 fl oz (60 ml) Crème de Mûre (blackberry liqueur)

4 fl oz (120 ml) bottled spiced/mulled wine (or see Mulled Wine recipe)

Tiny pinch of cayenne pepper

1 In the serving cup, gently muddle the blackberries with the syrup.

2 Pour in the Crème de Mûre, top with the wine, and stir to combine.

3 Top with a tiny pinch of cayenne pepper to serve.


SUGGESTED EFFECTS/GARNISHES:

The Skewer with blackberries



The Mist Effect


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New to muddling? Here’s how: Press the berries into the bottom of the glass with a “muddler” or wooden spoon, while twisting your wrist, for 10–15 seconds.


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◁ CHASIND SACK MEAD

INSPIRED BY DRAGON AGE

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If you have a tendency to develop unhealthy attachments to video-game characters, this game is an enabler. BioWare’s Dragon Age: Inquisition was a much-anticipated continuation of a beloved fantasy RPG series. The spirits in this game were not consumables, but rather collectibles that you could view in the cellar of Skyhold, the base of operations throughout most of the game. They all had delightfully droll descriptions, which made them fun to collect. Although I was mightily tempted by “Dragon Piss,” I chose Chasind Sack Mead because the description was maybe the most, well, descriptive. It involved warm summer days, apple blossoms, honey, and soul-crushing bitterness.


SERVES 1

3 fl oz (90 ml) dry mead



2 fl oz (60 ml) apple whiskey

1 fl oz (30 ml) Bärenjäger or other honey liqueur

1 teaspoon orange blossom water

10–15 dashes of apple bitters, or to taste

Ice cubes

1 Put all the ingredients in a cocktail shaker.

2 Shake, shake, shake!

3 Strain into a serving vessel.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Wine glass



Mug


SUGGESTED GARNISHES:

The Spiral Citrus Peel with orange



Honeycomb

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◁ THE YELLOW FAIRY

INSPIRED BY FABLE II

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Microsoft Game Studio’s Fable II is a game with an unprecedented amount of choices, including drinking yourself into a stupor, purchasing property, and getting married (probably in that order and probably all in one night). The alcoholic drinks in Fable II had amusing punny names, granted skill points, and were a great gift for your angry and neglected spouse(s). The Yellow Fairy, a play on “The Green Fairy” (aka absinthe), was one of two five-star drinks in the base game, meaning it was a quality item. It seemed to lend itself best to a cocktail interpretation. The in-game description is that it tastes like marshmallows and may cause liver damage. This is a very strong, bright yellow cocktail with a hint of marshmallow flavor.


SERVES 1

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) whipped cream or vanilla vodka



1 fl oz (30 ml) overproof white rum

1/2 fl oz/1 tablespoon of amaretto liqueur

2 fl oz (60 ml) pineapple juice

1 tablespoon (15 ml) fresh lemon juice

1–2 teaspoons Brown Sugar Syrup

Ice cubes

1 Add all the liquid ingredients to a cocktail shaker with a few ice cubes.

2 Shake until chilled.

3 Strain into a small bottle or a glass.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Cork bottle



Glass mug


SUGGESTED GARNISHES:

Dollop of Marshmallow Fluff



The Spiral Citrus Peel with lemon

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◁ NOBLE PURSUIT

INSPIRED BY THE LEGEND OF ZELDA

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This long-awaited game was everything Zelda fans wanted and more, boasting a giant world with multiple unique regions. In the desert region, Link will happen upon a Gerudo named Pokki, inconveniently languishing on top of the Misae Suma Shrine’s door-opening pedestal. Pokki will tell Link that she’s dying of thirst and that only a specific drink, the “Noble Pursuit” from The Noble Canteen in Gerudo Town, will save her. Thus begins the quest, “The Perfect Drink,” which involves a Gerudo disguise, underage bar-going, and a giant ice cube. For this drink I used two real-world counterparts to in-game ingredients that have a cool or heat-resistant effect: Hydromelons (watermelons) and Cool Safflina (lavender). It really is the perfect drink.


SERVES 2–3

3 cups (450 g) cubed fresh watermelon



2 fl oz (60 ml) cold water

2 fl oz (60 ml) light rum

2 fl oz (60 ml) gin

4 teaspoons Lavender Syrup or to taste

Juice of 1 lime

1/2 cup ice cubes

1 In a blender, blend the watermelon until smooth.

2 Strain the watermelon through a fine sieve into a pitcher, discarding the pulp.

3 Add the remaining ingredients to the pitcher and stir.

4 Pour into 2–3 glasses.


SUGGESTED EFFECTS/GARNISHES:

The Mist Effect



Ice with lavender buds (shown here)

Sprig of lavender


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Omit the rum and gin, adding 1/2 cup (75 g) chopped watermelon and 2 fl oz (60 ml) water.


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◁ SULFURON SLAMMER

INSPIRED BY WORLD OF WARCRAFT

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Blizzard’s World of Warcraft is the most-played MMORPG of all time. I would know, I spent most of my free time in Azeroth from 2006 to 2007. There are many alcoholic consumables in WoW. SO MANY. I wanted to choose drinks that had something special going, like the Sulfuron Slammer. The item description says it is an extremely potent flaming alcoholic beverage: “It’ll knock your socks off … and then set your feet on fire.” Like most alcohols in WoW, this one can cause blurred vision and cockiness, but it’ll also literally set you on fire. Spicy, sweet, and the color of sulfur, thish drink ish … Hic! What was I saying?


SERVES 1

2 fl oz (60 ml) gold tequila



1 fl oz (30 ml) Ancho Reyes

1/2 fl oz (15 ml) amaretto

2 fl oz (60 ml) pineapple juice

2–3 dashes of Angostura bitters

Ice cubes

1 Add all the liquid ingredients to a cocktail shaker with 2–3 ice cubes. Shake well.

2 Strain into a serving glass.


SUGGESTED EFFECT/GARNISH:

The Flaming Float



Jalapeño slices

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◁ MOONGLOW

INSPIRED BY WORLD OF WARCRAFT

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Moonglow, described as a strangely glowing alcoholic beverage, can be purchased in most of the major cities during the Lunar Festival—a celebration of the Lunar New Year by the Druids of Moonglade. The icon shows a bottle full of a pale blue phosphorescent liquid. When consumed, your character will sparkle and glow! This drink includes moonshine (because, ya know, the whole moon thing), Hpnotiq for the color, and tonic water to make it glow under a blacklight.


SERVES 1

3/4 fl oz (22 ml) moonshine



2 fl oz (60 ml) Hpnotiq liqueur

1/4 tablespoon fresh lemon juice

1 teaspoon Classic Simple Syrup

Ice cubes

3 fl oz (90 ml) tonic water

1 In a mixing glass, stir together the moonshine, Hpnotiq, lemon juice, and simple syrup, along with a few ice cubes.

2 Pour the contents of the mixing glass into the serving glass or bottle.

3 Top with tonic water and stir.

4 Turn on a blacklight.

5 Douse yourself with glitter. Or don’t.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Round cork bottle




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Omit the moonshine and replace the Hpnotiq with blue Hawaiian Punch or similar.





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MAGICAL ELIXIRS

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Grimm: AMOR DI INFIERNO

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: GIGGLE WATER

The Legend of Zelda: CHATEAU ROMANI

Final Fantasy: HERO DRINK

The Lord of the Rings: MIRUVOR

Your Favorite Video Game: RED POTION

Your Favorite Video Game: BLUE POTION

Your Favorite Video Game: GREEN POTION

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◁ AMOR DI INFIERNO

INSPIRED BY GRIMM

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Grimm is a fantasy police procedural that follows Nick, a homicide detective who finds out that he is a descendent of a line of supernatural hunters called “Grimms.” Grimms are responsible for keeping the balance between humanity and supernatural entities known as “Wesen.” In the Season 6 episode “Blind Love,” Nick and his friends are the target of a revenge plot that involves a potion called Amor Di Infierno, which, loosely translated, means “Love of Hell.” Sounds lovely, right? It causes the drinker to fall madly in love with a specific person and, ultimately, become so overwhelmed with emotion that he or she self-destructs. This potion can only be created with the saliva (yum!) of a kind of Wesen called a Cupitas, along with a piece of hair from the target love interest and any liquid carrier. Cupitas saliva appears green, so to represent it, I made a concoction of Chartreuse, pear juice, honey, and bitters. We’ll just go ahead and skip the pieces of hair …


SERVES 1

1 fl oz (30 ml) Chartreuse



1 fl oz (30 ml) pear juice

1 teaspoon Honey Syrup

Dash of Angostura bitters

Ice cubes

3–4 fl oz (90–120 ml) brut Champagne

1 First, make the Cupidita’s saliva (yum …). In a cocktail shaker, combine the Chartreuse, pear juice, syrup, and bitters with a few ice cubes. Shake well.

2 Strain into a champagne glass.

3 Top with Champagne.

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◁ GIGGLE WATER

INSPIRED BY FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM

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Fantastic Beasts is a prequel to the Harry Potter films but it is only loosely connected to the events of the original series. It takes place in the 1920s, as magical animal rights activist Newt Scamander visits the United States to return a magical creature to its natural habitat. “Giggle water” is actually an old-timey American term for Champagne, though you don’t need to be a Legilimens to know this stuff ain’t just Champagne! Using thoroughly American ingredients like bourbon and apple cider, this delicious shooter is as American as apple pie (kinda tastes like it, too), and it will make you burst out laughing.


SERVES 6

3 fl oz (90 ml) bourbon



1 fl oz (30 ml) butterscotch Schnapps

2 fl oz (60 ml) spiced apple cider (non alcoholic)

Ice cubes

3 fl oz (90 ml) Champagne

1 Add the bourbon, Schnapps, and cider to a mixing glass with a couple of ice cubes. Stir.

2 Divide among 6 shot glasses and top each shot with Champagne.

3 Drink in one gulp.

4 Laugh uncontrollably.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Shot glasses



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◁ CHATEAU ROMANI

INSPIRED BY THE LEGEND OF ZELDA

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Majora’s Mask is a game that has tons of strange and fascinating side quests. My two favorites are the ones that result in Link getting some booze-milk. Described as a “vintage” milk, a serving of the stuff fully restores Link’s health and boosts his magic meter, making it the most useful consumable in the game. But drinking too much just makes you a sad drunk like Gorman. It is only produced by the very special cows at Romani Ranch. Preventing their abduction by aliens is the best way to get a free bottle, and since one bottle costs a whopping 200 rupees at the Milk Bar in Clock Town, you’re definitely better off saving the cows. Put on your cow mask and savor this decadent vintage milk, which is enhanced with bourbon, Irish cream liqueur, and a hint of coffee liqueur to restore your energy.


SERVES 2

1 cup (235 ml) whole milk



2 fl oz (60 ml) bourbon

2 fl oz (60 ml) Irish cream liqueur

1 fl oz (30 ml) coffee liqueur

2 small scoops of vanilla ice cream

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Pinch of ground cinnamon

Pinch of grated nutmeg

1 Blend all the ingredients in a blender.

2 Pour into one or 2 glass bottles.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Glass cork bottle




SUGGESTED EFFECT:

The Shimmer Effect




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Omit the bourbon, use non-alcoholic Irish cream, and replace the coffee liqueur with brewed coffee (30 ml) of brewed coffee.


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◁ HERO DRINK

INSPIRED BY FINAL FANTASY

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Final Fantasy is a series of science-fantasy RPGs developed by Square (now Squaresoft). The Hero Drink, also called “Hero Cocktail,” is a recurring item in the Final Fantasy series, first appearing in Final Fantasy V. Although the effects vary from game to game, it’s generally a powerful stat booster. The color, whenever depicted, is always a bright Chocobo yellow. Drink this to cause 9999 damage. To your liver.


SERVES 1–2

2 fl oz (60 ml) light rum



1 fl oz banana Schnapps

1–2 fl oz (30–60 ml) orange juice (without pulp)

2 fl oz (60 ml) pineapple juice

Ice cubes

1 Add all the ingredients to a cocktail shaker with some ice. Shake until cold, about 20 seconds.

2 Pour into a bottle to serve.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Small glass bottle




SUGGESTED EFFECT:

The Sparkly Rim in yellow




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Replace the rum with 2 fl oz (60 ml) white grape juice and a squeeze of fresh lemon juice. Replace the banana Schnapps with a couple drops of banana extract.


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◁ MIRUVOR

INSPIRED BY THE LORD OF THE RINGS

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The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien is the quintessential high-fantasy series. One thing Tolkien is known for is his extensive world-building. Ever the craftsmen, the Elves of this series, make some great things: bread, swords, tree houses … One of the more memorable Elven gifts given to the fellowship was Miruvor. Also known as the nectar of the Valar, it was said to be made from Yavanna’s flowers and thought to include honey. Clear in color, with warming properties, Miruvor helped the fellowship survive the journey through the treacherous Misty Mountains. Become “Lord of the Drinks” with this warm, floral, and invigorating beverage.


SERVES 1

3 fl oz (90 ml) white tea, lightly brewed and hot



11/2 fl oz (45 ml) elderflower liqueur

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) gin (Plymouth or London Dry)

2–3 teaspoons Honey Syrup, or to taste

1 teaspoon orange blossom water

1 Pour the tea into the serving vessel.

2 Stir in all the other ingredients.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Glass bottle



Crystal goblet


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Omit the gin, add another 1 fl oz (30 ml) of white tea, and replace the elderflower liqueur with 1 tablespoon (15 ml)of either elderflower syrup or Lavender Syrup.


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◁ RED POTION

INSPIRED BY YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME

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Red potions have been a staple in video games for decades, appearing in popular titles like The Legend of Zelda, World of Warcraft, Terraria, and many, many more. Red-colored potions, more ubiquitously called “health potions” or “healing potions,” usually restore a character’s health or vitality, making them some of the most used and most common potions in many games. This recipe has some health benefits from the cranberry juice and ginger syrup. It seems counterintuitive to add alcohol to a health drink, but, hey, sometimes a little liquid courage doesn’t hurt!


SERVES 1

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) silver tequila



1 fl oz (30 ml) Campari

1/2 fl oz (15 ml) sweet vermouth

1 fl oz (30 ml) cran-raspberry juice

Ice cubes

2 fl oz (60 ml) soda water, chilled

1 Add all the ingredients except the soda water to a cocktail shaker with 2–3 ice cubes. Shake until chilled, about 20 seconds.

2 Pour the contents of the cocktail shaker into the bottle or other serving cup.

3 Top with the chilled soda water.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Glass bottle



Small cauldron


SUGGESTED EFFECTS/GARNISHES:

The Skewer with strawberries cut into heart shapes



The Shimmer Effect (in red, gold, or silver)

The Mist Effect

BLUE POTION

INSPIRED BY YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME

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Like red potions, blue potions are an RPG staple. Blue potions generally restore the player’s magic points or “mana” (although occasionally it improves stamina or other stats). Since most of us don’t have mana points to restore, I thought electrolytes and potassium might work. This cocktail has a nice tropical-citrus flavor, and with a bit of coconut water it will definitely refresh you … if not your mana.


SERVES 1

1 fl oz (30 ml) white rum



1 fl oz (30 ml) coconut rum

3/4 fl oz (22 ml) blue curaçao

3 fl oz (30 ml) sparkling coconut water

2 tablespoons (30 ml) fresh lime juice

2 tablespoons (30 ml) Classic Simple Syrup, or to taste

2–3 ice cubes

2–3 fl oz (60–90 ml) lemon-lime soda

1 In a mixing glass, combine both rums, blue curaçao, coconut water, lime juice, simple syrup, and ice cubes. Stir.

2 Pour into a potion bottle or other serving glass.

3 Top with cold lemon-lime soda.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Potion bottle



Small cauldron


SUGGESTED EFFECTS:

The Shimmer Effect in blue or silver



The Mist Effect

GREEN POTION

INSPIRED BY YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME

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In most games where they appear, the green potions restore stamina, although there are some outliers. The magic ingredient in this delicious potion is matcha green tea powder, which will restore all your stamina—all of it!—and give you a healthy dose of nutrients to boot.


SERVES 1

1 tablespoon (8 g) matcha powder



1 tablespoon (15 ml) warm water

1 fl oz (30 ml) vodka

1 fl oz (30 ml) Midori

2–3 ice cubes

1 scoop of lime sherbet

2–3 fl oz (60–90 ml) lemon-lime soda

1 Whisk the matcha powder with the water until the powder is completely dissolved.

2 In a cocktail shaker, add the vodka, Midori, matcha mix, and ice cubes. Shake until chilled and well combined.

3 Place the scoop of sherbet in the bottom of the bottle or other serving glass.

4 Pour the contents of the cocktail shaker on top of the lime sherbet.

5 Top with lemon-lime soda.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Glass bottle



Small cauldron


SUGGESTED EFFECTS:

The Shimmer Effect



The Mist Effect




ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

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Tobias, my little Wolverine, thank you for sharing my energy and attention with this project. Jeff, thank you for picking up my slack. You are the best baby-daddy a geek could hope for.

Rolanda and Joe Conversino, thank you so much for helping me with the beastly Sucker Punch, and for everything else you do for my little family. A basket of kisses!

Kyle Cyree, words can’t say how much I appreciate you lending me your time, grammar skills, mixology experience, and sick puns.

Denis Caron, as always, thank you taking the time to create the amazing illustrations for these bad boys.

Nicholas Reeder, I love you, big brother. Thank you for testing SO many recipes and spending so much on liquor. I hope you’re putting the leftovers to good use. Francisco, thank you for tolerating blue curaçao on my account, jajaja!

Ashley Finley, my favorite cousin, and husband Zach, thank you so much for taking on so many recipes this time! Especially for making homemade (organic!) lavender syrup. I love you guys!

Allison Moore, my favorite cousin, and husband Danny, thank you for testing out all those drinks. You even took on the Alaskan Polar Bear Heater, and I cannot thank you enough for that. I love you guys!

Special thanks to Jay Perez, Miguel Martinez, and Lauren Rassel for testing (testing) out recipes—especially Lauren for taking the time to bestow her bartending wisdom and creativity upon me.

Amanda, Brian, and Beowulf Backur, thank you so much for drink testing, as always! Can’t wait to see baby Kylo! I hope you have a lightsaber on your registry!

Jessica and Wes Garcia, you both have helped me so much with past books, I just wanted to make sure you were in this one, too.

Amanda J. Alvarez, I know you didn’t get around to testing, but I very much appreciated you volunteering. I miss working with you and your sister and her sister from another mister.

Thanks to Jeannine Dillon for finding me in the first place, for continuing to give me these opportunities, and for your patience with me. Seriously, I cannot thank you enough.

Thanks to Melanie Madden and everyone else at The Quarto Publishing Group for making this book happen.

Thank you to my readers, especially those who told me their favorite fictional drinks when I was flailing for ideas. You guys are the reason I get to keep writing these things, and it means the world to me.

Thanks to the creators of every book, show, game, film, whatever … referenced in this book. Your creativity and genius inspire me every day, and not just in culinary ways.




INDEX

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Page references in italics indicate images.

A

Alaskan Polar Bear Heater 145

Ambrosia 70, 71

Amor Di Infierno 48, 49

Archer 134, 137

Ardees aka Jawa Juice 80, 81

Atomic Cocktail 122, 128, 129

B

Battlestar Galactica 71

Beer Milkshake 146, 147

Berry Syrup 12

Bethesda Studios 128

Big Lebowski, The 92

BioWare 37, 64

bitters 7 see also under individual drink recipe

Black Frost Beer 104, 105

Black Yukon Sucker Punch 94, 95

Blood 102

Bloodwine 74, 75

Blue Potion 46, 58, 60

Blues Brothers, The 100

Bob’s Burgers 138

Bond, James 7, 103

Boon, Ngiam Tong 106

Bouchard, Loren 138

Brett, Peter V. 117

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 141

Brown Sugar Syrup 14 see also under individual drink recipe

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 105

Burgess, Anthony: A Clockwork Orange 127

Butterbeer 110, 112, 113

buying 8

C

Candy Rim 19

Casino Royale (Fleming) 103

Chasind Sack Mead 36, 37

Chateau Romani 52, 53

Cinnamon Syrup 13, 13 see also under individual drink recipe

Citrus Flame, The 29, 29

Classic Simple Syrup 10 see also under individual drink recipe

Clockwork Orange, A 127

Cocktail 96

comedic concoctions 132, 132, 135, 136, 139, 140, 143, 144, 146

Alaskan Polar Bear Heater 145

Beer Milkshake 146, 147

Fight Milk 144

Flanders’ Planter’s Punch 142, 143

Moss Wine 140, 141

Peppermint Patty 134, 135

6 Gummy Bears and Some

Scotch 136, 137

Swanky-Panky 138, 139

Couzi 116, 117

culty cocktails 86, 86, 89, 90, 93, 95, 97, 98, 101, 104, 107

Black Frost Beer 104, 105

Black Yukon Sucker Punch 94, 95

Blood 102

Emergency Protocol 417 90, 91

Orange Whip 100, 101

Purple Nurple 98, 99

Singapore Sling 4, 106, 107

Sonic Screwdriver 88, 89

Three-Toed Sloth 96, 97

Vesper 103

White Russian 5, 86, 92, 93

D

Demon Cycle 117

Discworld 121

Doctor Who 88, 91

Dragon Age: Inquisition 37

Dune 72, 128

dystopian potions 122, 122, 125, 126, 129

Atomic Cocktail 122, 128, 129

Moloko Plus 126, 127

Nuka Cola Dark 130

SoulStorm Brew 131

Victory Gin 124, 125

E

Earth Girls Are Easy 145

Eick, David 71

Elder Scrolls, The 32, 34, 120

Emergency Protocol 90, 91

F

Fable II 38

Fallout 128, 130

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 51

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 106

Fight Milk 144

Final Fantasy 55

fire, playing with 26, 27, 28, 28, 29, 29

The Citrus Flame 29, 29

The Flaming Float 28, 28

Firefly 67, 68

Firewhisky 110, 111

Flaming Float, The 28, 28

Flanders’ Planter’s Punch 142, 143

fruit syrups 11

G

Game of Thrones 120

Giggle Water 5, 50, 51

Ginger Syrup 13, 13

Goor, Dan 141

Grant, Rob 147

Green Potion 46, 58, 61

grenadine 11

Grimm 48

Groening, Matt 142

H

Harry Potter series 51, 110, 113

herbal syrups 12

Herbert, Frank 72

Hero Drink 54, 55

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The 84

Honey Syrup 14

I

ice effects 16, 21, 22, 22, 23, 23, 24, 25

color 21

garnish 21

Mist Effect, The 16, 24, 25

shape 21

Shimmer Effect, The 23, 23

Spiral Citrus Peel, The 22, 22

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 144

J

Jacques, Brian 115

Jordan, Robert 114, 119

K

Kripke, Eric 99

Kubrick, Stanley 127

L

Larson, Glen A. 71

Lavender Syrup 12

Legend of Zelda, The 41, 52, 59

literary libations 108, 108, 111, 112, 114, 116, 118, 121

Butterbeer 110, 112, 113

Couzi 116, 117

Firewhisky 110, 111

Mulled Wine 120

Oosquai 114

Scumble and Fluff 121

Strawberry Cordial 115

Violet Wine 118, 119

Lord of the Rings, The 56

M

magical elixirs 46, 46, 49, 50, 53, 54, 57, 58

Amor Di Infierno 48, 49

Blue Potion 46, 58, 60

Chateau Romani 52, 53

Giggle Water 5, 50, 51

Green Potion 46, 58, 61

Hero Drink 54, 55

Miruvor 56, 57

Red Potion 46, 58, 59

Majora’s Mask 52

Mass Effect 64

Microsoft Game Studio 38

Miruvor 56, 57

Mist Effect, The 24, 25

Moloko Plus 126, 127

Moonglow 4, 44, 45

Moore, Ronald D. 71

Moss Wine 140, 141

Mudder’s Milk 66, 67

Mulled Wine 120

N

Naylor, Doug 147

Noble Pursuit 40, 41

Nuka Cola Dark 130

Nutty Professor, The 145

O

Oddworld 131

Oosquai 114

Orange Whip 100, 101

Orwell, George: Nineteen Eighty-Four 124

otherworldly intoxicants 30, 30, 33, 35, 36, 39, 40, 43, 44

Chasind Sack Mead 36, 37

Moonglow 4, 44, 45

Noble Pursuit 40, 41

Sulfuron Slammer 30, 42, 43

The Yellow Fairy 38, 39

Velvet Lechance 34, 35

White-Gold Tower 32, 33

P

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 4, 62, 84, 85

Parlov, DC 141

Peppermint Patty 134, 135

Purple Nurple 98, 99

R

ratios, adjusting 7

Red Dwarf 147

Red Potion 46, 58, 59

Redwall 115

Reed, Adam 134

rimming the glass 18

Candy Rim 19

Sparkly Rim 19

Sugared/Salted Rim 18

Romulan Ale 78, 79

Rowling, JK 113

Ryncol Cocktail 64, 65

S

Samarian Sunset 76, 77

Sanderson, Brandon 119

Schur, Michael 141

sci-fi spirits 62, 62, 65, 66, 69, 70, 73, 74, 77, 78, 81, 82, 85

Ambrosia 70, 71

Ardees aka Jawa Juice 80, 81

Bloodwine 74, 75

Mudder’s Milk 66, 67

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 4, 62, 84, 85

Romulan Ale 78, 79

Ryncol Cocktail 64, 65

Samarian Sunset 76, 77

Shimmerine 68, 69

Spice Beer 72, 73

Tatooine Sunset 5, 82, 83

Scumble and Fluff 121

shaker, cocktail 7

Shimmer Effect, The 23, 23

Shimmerine 68, 69

Simpsons, The 142

Singapore Sling 4, 106, 107

6 Gummy Bears and Some Scotch 136, 137

skewer 20, 20

Skyfire Cycle, The 141

Skyrim 32, 34

Song of Ice and Fire, A 120

Sonic Screwdriver 88, 89

SoulStorm Brew 131

Sparkly Rim 19

special effects 16

fire, playing with 26, 27, 28, 28, 29, 29

ice effects 16, 21, 22, 22, 23, 23, 24, 25

rimming the glass 18

skewer 20, 20

Spice Beer 72, 73

Spiced Maple Syrup 15, 15 see also under individual drink recipe

Spiral Citrus Peel, The 22, 22 see also under individual drink

recipe

Square 55

Star Trek 75, 76, 79

Star Wars 80, 83

sterilizing 10

storage tip 11

Stormlight Archive, The 119

Strawberry Cordial 115

Sugared/Salted Rim 18

Sulfuron Slammer 30, 42, 43

Supernatural 99

Swanky-Panky 138, 139

syrups, simple 7, 9, 13, 15

Classic Simple Syrup 10

fruit syrups 11

Berry Syrup 12

grenadine 11

herbal syrups 12

Cinnamon Syrup 13, 13

Ginger Syrup 13, 13

Lavender Syrup 12

other syrups 14

Brown Sugar Syrup 14

Honey Syrup 14

Spiced Maple Syrup 15, 15

sterilizing tip 10

T

Tatooine Sunset 5, 82, 83

Terraria 59

Thompson, Hunter S. 106

Three-Toed Sloth 96, 97

Torchwood 91

Twin Peaks 94

V

vampires 102

Velvet Lechance 34, 35

Vesper 103

Victory Gin 124, 125

Violet Wine 118, 119

W

Wheel of Time, The 114

White Russian 5, 86, 92, 93

White-Gold Tower 32, 33

World of Warcraft 42, 45, 59, 67

Y

Yellow Fairy, The 38, 39




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5

SCI-FI SPIRITS

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Mass Effect: RYNCOL COCKTAIL

Firefly: MUDDER’S MILK

Firefly: SHIMMERWINE

Battlestar Galactica: AMBROSIA

Dune: SPICE BEER

Star Trek: BLOODWINE

Star Trek: SAMARIAN SUNSET

Star Trek: ROMULAN ALE

Star Wars: ARDEES AKA JAWA JUICE

Star Wars: TATOOINE SUNSET

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER

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◁ RYNCOL COCKTAIL

INSPIRED BY MASS EFFECT

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You spend a good amount of time in bars in BioWare’s Mass Effect 2 (at least, I did). In a game where you can get drunk and get private dances from aliens, why would you not do exactly that? Ryncol is a Krogan liquor, and anyone who has seen a Krogan knows that it’s probably not a soft beverage. The pure form of Ryncol will kill a Volus and can put a human in a coma. In the game, if Shepherd orders five drinks at the Dark Star Lounge in the Citadel, the bartender will serve him/her a green Ryncol cocktail. If Shepherd drinks it, he/she will black out and wake up on the bathroom floor. Drink this and you may end up there yourself, possibly in a space bar in the twenty-second century.


SERVES 1

Ice cubes



11/2 fl oz (45 ml) overproof white rum

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) Midori

1/2 fl oz/1 tablespoon (15 ml) absinthe

1 tablespoon (15 ml) Classic Simple Syrup or to taste

2–3 tablespoons (30–45 ml) fresh lime juice

Drop of mint extract

2–3 fl oz (60-90 ml) lemon-lime soda

1 Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.

2 Add all the ingredients, except the soda, to the cocktail shaker and shake well.

3 Strain the drink into a serving glass.

4 Top with lemon-lime soda.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Cocktail glass



Lowball glass


SUGGESTED GARNISH:

Sky blue rock candy



Sugar Rim in sky blue

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◁ MUDDER’S MILK

INSPIRED BY FIREFLY

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Someone recently told me that Browncoats need to let Joss Whedon’s sci-fi series, Firefly, go. I said, “[image: Image].” Mudder’s Milk appeared in the episode “Jaynestown.” It was created in Canton, a town on a planet called Higgin’s Moon. Because mudding is such strenuous work, it was prudent for the laborers to get their nutritional requirements while they got their recreational drinking on. This mysterious concoction is supposed to have all the protein, vitamins, and carbs of a turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol. Judging from Wash’s reaction, the drink is definitely supposed to be an acquired taste, but I thought it would be a nice idea to make it more palatable.


SERVES 1–2

2 fl oz (60 ml) bourbon



2 fl oz (60 ml) Irish cream liqueur

1 cup (235 ml) whole milk

1/2 cup (125 g) plain Greek yogurt

1 frozen banana

2 tablespoons (30 g) peanut butter

1/4 cup (20 g) oatmeal

1 tablespoon (12 g) flax seeds

1 tablespoon (10 g) chia seeds

2 teaspoons Spiced Maple Syrup or to taste

Pinch of ground cinnamon, or to taste

1/2 cup crushed ice

1 Combine all the ingredients in a blender.

2 Blend until smooth.

3 Pour into your serving vessel.

4 Sing an ode to Jayne, the hero of Canton!


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Clay mug




[image: Image] VIRGINIZE [image: Image]

Omit the bourbon and use non-alcoholic Irish cream, or add more Spiced Maple Syrup.



BONUS DOUBLE-GEEK FUN FACT

Mudder’s Milk is also a consumable in World of Warcraft. Shiny!


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◁ SHIMMERWINE

INSPIRED BY FIREFLY

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Shimmerwine had a brief appearance in the episode “Shindig,” and was sort of a throwaway line muttered by Inara when she was avoiding an uncomfortable conversation with Atherton Wing (aka “that piece of go-se”). Although it’s not a huge part of the Firefly world—it might have been, eventually, but we’ll never know because it was cancelled! Deep breaths, count to ten … the drink sounds pretty intriguing. I imagined a soft, shimmering effervescent beverage that, unlike Mal, would be right at home at fancy balls. Make it a mighty fine shindig and drink this (literally) shining cocktail while you question that buffet table.


SERVES 2

2 fl oz (60 ml) St Germain elderflower liqueur



1 fl oz (30 ml) vodka or gin

8 fl oz (240 ml) Champagne, chilled

1 Pour the St Germain and vodka or gin into 2 wine glasses or champagne flutes. Give it a quick stir.

2 Top off with the chilled Champagne.


SUGGESTED EFFECTS:

The Sparkly Rim in gold or champagne



The Shimmer Effect in gold

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◁ AMBROSIA

INSPIRED BY BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

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Battlestar Galactica is a 1970s sci-fi series, created by Glen A. Larson, in which humanity is threatened by robotic antagonists called Cylons. The series was beautifully reimagined in 2004 by Ronald D. Moore and David Eick. In BSG, Ambrosia was an expensive, strong spirit that became rare after the twelve colonies were destroyed by the Cylons. Although Ambrosia is brown in the original series, it is bright green in the rebooted series, and this is the version I’m making. So, yes, I’ve already made a couple versions of the green Ambrosia[m]all of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again, am I right? This recipe (the best one, yet!) combines Navy Strength gin, melon liqueur, and citrus to make a very potent alcoholic beverage. As Gaeta says, “Ambrosia’s good with a chaser.” I suggest beer. Don’t let the toasters get you down!


SERVES 1

2 fl oz (60 ml Navy Strength gin



11/2 fl oz (45 ml) melon liqueur

1/2 oz (15 ml) Triple Sec

2 tablespoons (30 ml) fresh lime juice

1–3 dashes of angostura bitters

Ice cubes

1 Add all the liquid ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well.

2 Strain into a serving glass.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Cocktail glass



Champagne glass

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◁ SPICE BEER

INSPIRED BY DUNE

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Frank Herbert’s Dune is perhaps the most expansive sci-fi classic where everyone is addicted to drugs. In this world, the Spice Melange is a coveted but highly addictive substance that expands the awareness of the imbiber, which is necessary for interstellar travel. The taste and smell of this spice was described as similar to cinnamon, although more bitter. Melange can be mixed into both food and beverages as an enhancement, which is where Spice Beer comes in. This delicious beer cocktail combines the taste of cinnamon with lemon juice and spicy bitters. The spice beer must flow!


SERVES 1–2

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) cinnamon liqueur



11/2 fl oz (45 ml) bourbon

1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice

2–3 dashes Peychaud’s Bitters

2–3 teaspoons Cinnamon Syrup, or to taste

3–4 fl oz (90–120 ml) IPA beer, chilled

1 In the serving glass(es), stir together the cinnamon liqueur, bourbon, lemon juice, bitters, and Syrup.

2 Top with beer and give it one last quick stir.

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◁ BLOODWINE

INSPIRED BY STAR TREK

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Klingons started as fairly one-dimensional antagonists in the original series and became more complex in TNG and DS9, when their culture and history were explored in depth. Bloodwine is a Klingon beverage that is so strong, non-Klingons can barely tolerate it. Although the taste of the beverage is never described, the appearance is blood red. The drink may or may not contain actual blood. In the official cookbook, Neelix states that it does, but Neelix isn’t even from the Alpha quadrant, and, well, his expertise is dubious. It’s more likely that it was named for its blood-like appearance, much like Sangria. tlhIngan maH’


SERVES 1

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) dry sherry



1 fl oz (30 ml) overproof spiced rum

1/2 fl oz/1 tablespoon cherry liqueur

2–3 teaspoons (15–30 ml) Grenadine, or to taste

1–2 tablespoons (15–30 ml) fresh lemon juice

2–3 dashes of orange bitters

Ice cubes

1 Add all the ingredients to a cocktail shaker with a couple of ice cubes. Shake well.

2 Strain into the serving glass.

3 Qapla’.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Mug



Goblet

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◁ SAMARIAN SUNSET

INSPIRED BY STAR TREK

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The Samarian Sunset is an intriguing beverage. The most interesting feature is that it starts out as clear liquid and then explodes with iridescent color when subjected to vibration (flicking the glass). The two most notable appearances are in TNG and DS9. Data makes one for Deanna Troi after losing their game of chess, as per their agreement. In DS9, Quark prepares the drink for his old flame, Natima Lang. The special effects of this drink are impossible to replicate exactly in the twenty-first century, but using the Sake Bomb technique comes pretty close!


SERVES 1

Ice cubes



2 fl oz (60 ml) coconut water

1 fl oz (30 ml) white rum

3/4 fl oz (22 ml) shimmery white rum (see The Shimmer Effect)

1/2 fl oz (15 ml) pineapple juice

1/2 fl oz (15 ml) Grenadine

1 Fill a cocktail shaker with ice and add the coconut water and 1 fl oz (30 ml) white rum. Shake well.

2 Strain into a highball glass.

3 In a separate double shot glass, add the shimmery white rum, pineapple juice, and grenadine.

4 Place two kabob skewers or chopsticks about a thumb’s width distance apart across the top of the highball glass. Rest the shot glass on top.

5 Using your fists, slam the table until the shot falls between the skewers and into the glass, exploding with color and eventually settling into a uniform orange. (Alternatively, you can flick the glass fairly hard until the shot drops, but unless you’re an android, this might take a few tries.)


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Highball glass



Double shot glass

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◁ ROMULAN ALE

INSPIRED BY STAR TREK

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Gene Roddenberry’s Star Trek has a way of taking extremes of the human condition, sticking them in alien races, and forcing us to deal with them diplomatically. Romulans are obviously our snarky side. Their ale has been mentioned (or has appeared) in TOS, TNG, DS9, and some of the films. This highly intoxicating, bright blue stuff is so strong that even Klingons, who are resistant to most alcohols, suffer the aftermath. Romulan Ale has a strange legal status in the world of Star Trek, although if that’s due to its strength or to the strained relations of the Federation with Romulans, Q only knows.


SERVES 1–2

2 fl oz (60 ml) overproof white rum



1 fl oz (30 ml) blue curaçao

1–2 tablespoons (15–30 ml) fresh lemon juice

Ice cubes

3 fl oz (90 ml) ginger beer, chilled

1 Add the rum, blue curaçao, and lemon juice to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.

2 Shake well.

3 Pour the contents of the shaker into a serving glass.

4 Top with ginger beer.

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◁ ARDEES AKA JAWA JUICE

INSPIRED BY STAR WARS

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For a desolate desert planet, Tatooine produces a lot of good things: valuable ores, Bantha milk, Skywalkers … Another fantastic Tatooine export is Jawa Juice, also known as “Ardees.” I know the nickname Jawa Juice is somewhat alarming; the good news is that Ardees is made by Jawas, not from Jawas. The bad news is that it is made from mashed Bantha hides and fermented grains. The latter isn’t so bad—fermented grains are the basis of many great things, like beer! However, Bantha hides are, well, perhaps not the most appetizing ingredient. If I had to imagine a taste, I would say they would taste smoky. This tasty draught combines two kinds of fermented grain alcohols, some citrus, Peychaud’s bitters, and Spiced Maple Syrup, with a finish of bacon-infused ale for the … uh … protein.


SERVES 1

2 fl oz (60 ml) rye whiskey



3–4 teaspoons Spiced Maple Syrup or to taste

1 tablespoon (15 ml) fresh lemon juice

2–3 dashes of Peychaud’s bitters

Ice cubes

3 fl oz (90 ml) bacon ale, chilled

1 Shake the whiskey, syrup, lemon juice, and bitters in a cocktail shaker with 2–3 ice cubes.

2 Pour into a serving glass.

3 Top with the chilled bacon ale.


SUGGESTED GARNISH:

Bacon salt




[image: Image] VIRGINIZE [image: Image]

Use non-alcoholic spiced apple cider in place of the whiskey. Reduce the syrup quantity and use ginger ale and a dash of liquid smoke in place of the bacon ale.


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◁ TATOOINE SUNSET

INSPIRED BY STAR WARS

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The Star Wars cantina is iconic—especially Chalmun’s Cantina on Mos Eisley, that wretched hive of scum and villainy. You probably have the music in your head right now. It’s understandable: This cantina is where you first saw some of the more colorful aliens that occupy that galaxy far, far away. It’s where Obi-Wan unleashed the Force on that ruffian’s arm. It’s where Han shot first. In the movies, the drinks enjoyed at the cantina are mostly a mystery, but the companion materials, like Star Wars: Absolutely Everything You Need to Know, elaborates on them. Among the top five drinks served at Chalmun’s is the Tatooine Sunset. This interpretation looks like a sunset with a bright Bantha blue top and uses spirits developed from desert plants like agave (tequila) and pomegranate.


SERVES 1

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) silver tequila



1/2 fl oz (15 ml) blue curaçao

1 fl oz (30 ml) pomegranate liqueur

1/2 fl oz Grenadine Cracked ice

1–2 tablespoons (15–30 ml) fresh lemon juice

2–3 fl oz (60–90 ml) orange juice

2 cherries

1 In a small mixing glass, stir together the tequila and blue curaçao. Set aside.

2 In the serving glass, add the pomegranate liqueur and grenadine. Then fill the glass with cracked ice.

3 Add the lemon juice and the orange juice to the serving glass.

4 Carefully pour the tequila and blue curaçao mixture over the back of a spoon so it slowly pours on top of the orange juice.

5 Garnish with the cherries and serve immediately!


SUGGESTED GARNISH:

Skewer with 2 cherries (to represent both of Tatooine’s suns)




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Replace the blue curaçao with blue curaçao syrup. Replace the tequila with white grape juice. Replace the pomegranate liqueur with pomegranate juice.


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◁ PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER

INSPIRED BY THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams, is one of the most beloved sci-fi comedies of all time. As such, no fictional cocktail compendium would be complete without the most infamous cocktail in the universe: the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Considered by the Guide to be the best drink in existence, the effects are described as, well … it involves the bludgeoning of one’s brains with a lemon-wrapped gold brick. Never drink more than two, if you know where your towel is.


SERVES 1

1 sugar cube (Algolian Suntiger tooth)



2 dashes of lemon or grapefruit bitters (Zamphuor)

3 fl oz (90 ml) tonic water (Santragian seawater)

1 tablespoon (15 ml) fresh lemon juice

1 fl oz (30 ml) moonshine (Ol’ Janx Spirit)

2 fl oz (60 ml) London dry gin (Arcturan Mega-gin)

Drop of crème de menthe (Qalactin Hypermint extract)

Small piece of dry ice (Fallian marsh gas)

1 Add the sugar cube to the cocktail glass.

2 Add the bitters and about 1 tablespoon (15 ml) of the tonic water.

3 Muddle the sugar cube to dissolve it.

4 Add the lemon juice, moonshine, gin, crème de menthe, and the remaining tonic water.

5 Stir the cocktail. Then, using the methods shown here add the dry ice.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Cocktail glass




SUGGESTED GARNISHES/EFFECTS:

Olive



The Mist Effect




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COMEDIC CONCOCTIONS

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Archer: PEPPERMINT PATTY

Archer: 6 GUMMY BEARS AND SOME SCOTCH

Bob’s Burgers: SWANKY-PANKY

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: MOSS WINE

The Simpsons: FLANDERS’ PLANTER’S PUNCH

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: FIGHT MILK

The Nutty Professor: ALASKAN POLAR BEAR HEATER

Red Dwarf: BEER MILKSHAKE

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◁ PEPPERMINT PATTY

INSPIRED BY ARCHER

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Archer is an adult animated sitcom created by Adam Reed that follows Sterling Archer, a promiscuous, egotistical secret agent, and his dysfunctional colleagues. We all wish we had Archer’s talent for having a drink for every occasion, whether that occasion is a skiing trip, a totally ninja-assassination-extrajudicial killing, or both. In the Season 6 episode, “The Archer Sanction,” as Archer, Lana, and Ray are driving to their target in the Alps, Archer pulls out his Thermos and gushes about how delicious his creamy concoction is, repeatedly asking Lana to try it. (LANA!!!) Following Archer’s recipe pretty much verbatim, this tasty beverage will keep you warm in the Danger Zone!


SERVES 3–4

2 cups (470 ml) hot cocoa



1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/4 cup (60 ml) half-and-half

31/2 fl oz (105 ml) dark crème de cacao

1 fl oz (30 ml) creme de mènthe

31/2 fl oz (105 ml) peppermint Schnapps

1 Prepare the hot cocoa in a saucepan over medium heat and bring to a simmer.

2 Remove from the heat and add the vanilla, half-and-half, crème de cacao, crème de menthe, and peppermint Schnapps.

3 Pour into your serving vessel.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Thermos



Mugs


SUGGESTED GARNISHES:

Whipped cream



Cinnamon sticks

Candy canes

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◁ 6 GUMMY BEARS AND SOME SCOTCH

INSPIRED BY ARCHER

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Archer can make a cocktail out of pretty much anything, right? He’s like the MacGyver of cocktails. I’m not sure I can really call this one a cocktail, but by god, I’m going to try. This is a reference to the first-season episode “Killing Utne,” in which all Archer ate was six gummy bears and some Scotch. Oh, and Malory hatches a dinner party assassination scheme that goes awry, but what else is new?


SERVES 2

12 Haribo gummy bears



4 fl oz (120 ml) Scotch whisky, plus more for soaking

1 Add the gummy bears to a glass or small bowl. Pour in just enough Scotch whisky to cover them. Let them soak for at least 15 hours or overnight.

2 The gummy bears should be big and squishy now, having soaked up all or most of the alcohol. If there’s a little alcohol left, that’s fine—you can add it to the drink, or you can continue the soak until it’s completely absorbed.

3 Split the gummies between 2 glasses. Pour 2 fl oz (60 ml) of the Scotch into each glass. Enjoy the delicious taste of Scotch with the occasional sweet, chewy gummy bear.


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Make sure you cover the Scotch and gummy bears while soaking, unless you want ants. Because that’s how you get ants.


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◁ SWANKY-PANKY

INSPIRED BY BOB’S BURGERS

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I know it’s weird to do a Bob’s Burgers recipe that isn’t a burger, but someone else did the burger thing and did it really well. In the episode “Crawl Space,” Teddy mentions that his family invented a cocktail called the “Swanky-Panky.” Teddy manages to say the drink is two parts vermouth before Bob cuts him off. I wanted to know more, Bob! There is a classic cocktail called the Hanky-Panky, which may have been the inspiration. This recipe is a modified version of that, using Peychaud’s bitters as a nod to the Sazerac, the favorite cocktail of Bob’s Burgers creator Loren Bouchard. This may get you even more buzzed than Margarita Mix!


SERVES 1

Ice cube



2 fl oz (60 ml) sweet vermouth

1 fl oz (30 ml) dry gin

2 dashes of Peychaud’s bitters

Orange peel

1 Add an ice cube to a mixing glass.

2 Add the vermouth, gin, and bitters to the mixing glass and stir until chilled.

3 Strain the contents of the mixing glass into a chilled coupe or martini glass.

4 Twist an orange peel over the surface of the drink to release the oil or use the Citrus Flame method on shown here.

5 Use the peel for garnish.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Coupe



Martini glass


SUGGESTED EFFECTS/GARNISHES:

The Citrus Flame with orange



The Spiral Citrus Peel with orange

Edible gold leaf flakes

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◁ MOSS WINE

INSPIRED BY BROOKLYN NINE-NINE

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We’re getting pretty meta over here, folks: This recipe is from a fake fantasy series within a police sitcom. Brooklyn Nine-Nine, created by Dan Goor and Michael Schur, revolves around Brooklyn’s 99th Precinct. In the episode “Return to Skyfire,” officers Peralta and Terry are investigating a claim by DC Parlov, writer of The Skyfire Cycle, a series of fantasy books of which Peralta and Terry are both fans. So, the two fanboys drag Rosa along as they go “undercover” at a fantasy convention. While they’re there, they see a booth serving “Moss Wine,” a drink mentioned in the Skyfire series. Terry wonders aloud if it’s as gross as the books say it is. Well, Terry, it’s not as gross as the books say it is … (title of your sex tape!).


SERVES 1

8–10 basil leaves



1 tablespoon (15 ml) fresh lemon juice

3 fl oz (90 ml) dry white wine

1/2 fl oz/1 tablespoon (15 ml) vermouth

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) Ginger Syrup or to taste

Ice cubes

1 In a cocktail shaker, muddle the basil with the lemon juice.

2 Add the remaining ingredients, plus an ice cube or two. Shake well.

3 Strain into a wine glass.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Wine glass



Goblet


SUGGESTED EFFECTS:

The Mist Effect



The Candy Rim in swampy green

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◁ FLANDERS’ PLANTER’S PUNCH

INSPIRED BY THE SIMPSONS

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The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening, is both America’s longest-running sitcom and longest-running animated series. As many of you know, the Simpsons have a neighbor called Ned Flanders, a guy that’s just so likeable, you can’t help but hate him. Or maybe it’s the other way around … ? Unlike Ned Flanders, I don’t have a PhD in Mixology, but I can tell you that Planter’s Punch is a real thing, generally made from dark rum, fruit juices, grenadine, and bitters. This is a modified Planter’s Punch, Ned Flanders-style, with 41/2 ounces (135 ml) of spiced rum and a jigger of bourbon. Let it fill you with a warm sense of well-being and slur your speech!


SERVES 2–3

41/2 fl oz (135 ml) spiced rum



11/2 fl oz (45 ml) bourbon

1/2 fl oz/1 tablespoon crème de cassis

4 fl oz (120 ml) pineapple juice

3 fl oz (90 ml) orange juice

1 fl oz (30 ml) cold water

1 tablespoon (15 ml) lime juice

1 tablespoon Grenadine, or to taste

2 dashes of Angostura bitters

Ice cubes

1 Add all the liquid ingredients to a large mixing glass with 2–3 ice cubes and stir until well combined.

2 Open-pour into serving glasses. Add more ice if desired.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Clear plastic cup




SUGGESTED GARNISH:

Cherry



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◁ FIGHT MILK

INSPIRED BY IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a black comedy following a group of five degenerates who run a Philadelphia pub, among other ill-conceived ventures. Fight Milk, in all its avian glory, appeared in the Season 8 episode “Frank’s Back in Business.” Charlie, with Mac’s help, comes up with the perfect product for Atwater Company to sell: Fight Milk! Marketed as “the first alcoholic dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards, by bodyguards” in the promotional video, the ingredients include milk, vodka, and crow eggs. This version of the unusual beverage combines egg-based protein powder, vanilla vodka, and malted milk to make something not only edible but actually pretty tasty. Fight like a crow! :: crow sounds ::


SERVES 1–2

21/2 fl oz (75 ml) vanilla vodka



1 cup (250 ml) whole milk

1 tablespoon egg protein powder

3 tablespoons malted milk powder

2–3 teaspoons (10–15 ml) Brown Sugar Syrup, or to taste

1/2 cup (70 g) crushed or cracked ice

1 Add all the ingredients to a blender and blend on high until smooth.

2 Pour into a serving glass.

3 Soar high as a crow!


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Old plastic sports drink bottle



ALASKAN POLAR BEAR HEATER

INSPIRED BY THE NUTTY PROFESSOR

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Before there was Eddie Murphy, there was Jerry Lewis. The original Nutty Professor was a sci-fi comedy about an awkward nerd who invents a serum that turns him into a suave but diabolical lady-killer called Buddy Love. It’s that guy who orders this crazy concoction at the local club, causing the poor bartender a lot of grief. This recipe is the exact cocktail as dictated by Buddy Love. Yes, including the vinegar. Weirdly, the vinegar is what makes the drink. Take this one home and rub it on your chest.


SERVES 1–2

2 fl oz (60 ml) vodka



1 teaspoon rum

2 dashes of orange bitters

1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar

1 fl oz (30 ml) vermouth

1 fl oz (30 ml) gin

1 teaspoon brandy

1 teaspoon Scotch

Ice cubes

1 Pour all the ingredients into a cocktail shaker.

2 Shake it up “real nice.”

3 Pour it into a tall glass.

4 Drink, and promptly pass out.


SUGGESTED GARNISHES:

The Spiral Citrus Peel with lemon



The Spiral Citrus Peel with orange

Maraschino cherry


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You might actually turn to stone drinking this. Adding fresh lemon juice and Classic Simple Syrup will make that less likely, however.



BONUS DOUBLE-GEEK FUN FACT

This concoction was also referenced in the delightfully cheesy 1980s space rom-com musical Earth Girls Are Easy.


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◁ BEER MILKSHAKE

INSPIRED BY RED DWARF

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Beer is obviously the best milkshake flavor, right? Created by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor, Red Dwarf is a British sci-fi comedy TV series that aired from 1988 to 1999, and as of 2017 it has been rebooted as Red Dwarf XII. In the original series, Dave Lister is the last living human aboard a mining ship, along with an assortment of unusual companions. He invents the beer milkshake in the episode “Waiting for God” when ordering breakfast from the computer. After requesting chicken vindaloo and a milkshake, the computer asks him what flavor of milkshake he would like, to which he replies, “Erm, beer.” Of course, Leopard Lager would be the best beer to use with this, but because it’s in limited supply hereabouts, chocolate stout does a fine job pairing with chocolate ice cream. Enjoy with some spicy curry or chicken marengo!


SERVES 2–4

I pint/2 cups (475 ml) chocolate stout



2 fl oz (60 ml) crème de cacao

1 pint (475 g) chocolate ice cream

2 tablespoons (30 ml) chocolate sauce, or to taste, plus more for garnish

1 Pour the stout, crème de cacao, ice cream, and chocolate sauce into a blender and blend on low until just mixed, about 30 seconds. Be careful not to over-blend.

2 Drizzle chocolate sauce along the sides of 2–4 large glasses, and then pour the ice cream mixture into them.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Milkshake glass




SUGGESTED GARNISH:

Whipped cream with a maraschino cherry



Chocolate sauce




Dedicated to my grandfather, Roger Reeder,

who had his first drink of beer in his fifties and declared it had potential.



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CULTY COCKTAILS

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Doctor Who: SONIC SCREWDRIVER

Doctor Who: EMERGENCY PROTOCOL 417

The Big Lebowski: WHITE RUSSIAN

Twin Peaks: BLACK YUKON SUCKER PUNCH

Cocktail: THREE-TOED SLOTH

Supernatural: PURPLE NURPLE

The Blues Brothers: ORANGE WHIP

Your Favorite Vampire Thing: BLOOD

James Bond: VESPER

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: BLACK FROST BEER

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: SINGAPORE SLING

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◁ SONIC SCREWDRIVER

INSPIRED BY DOCTOR WHO

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Okay, this one is not in the series canon, but the pun is just too good to pass up. The Doctor always carries a Sonic Screwdriver, a handy device with multiple uses that change to suit each of the Doctor’s regenerations. In bartending, a “screwdriver” is vodka and orange juice, as many of you know. This version of a screwdriver uses blue curaçao, a blue, orange-flavored liqueur that makes the drink a nice Tardis blue.


SERVES 1

2 fl oz (60 ml) vodka



1 fl oz (30 ml) blue curaçao liqueur

2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice

1–3 teaspoons Classic Simple Syrup or to taste

Ice cubes

3–4 fl oz (90–120 ml) orange-flavored sparkling water, or to taste

1 In your serving glass, stir together the vodka, Blue Curaćao, lemon juice, and simple syrup.

2 Add ice to the glass and top with the sparkling water.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Cocktail glass




SUGGESTED GARNISH:

The Sparkly Rim in blue



Edible star sprinkles

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◁ EMERGENCY PROTOCOL 417

INSPIRED BY DOCTOR WHO

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This drink appeared in Season 2 of the rebooted series, in “The Doctor Dances,” an episode featuring gas masks, Moonlight Serenade, and a banana. Captain Jack Harkness—companion of the Ninth and Tenth Doctors, central character in the popular Torchwood spin-off, conman, and all-around fashionable guy—has to carry a bomb away from Earth that would destroy London. A couple of minutes from annihilation, he asks his computer to initiate “Emergency Protocol 417,” which turns out to be a martini. A martini that’s just a bit heavy on the vermouth. So, now you know what to do if you have only a few minutes left to live!


SERVES 1

Ice cubes



11/2 fl oz (45 ml) gin, chilled

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) dry vermouth

1 olive

1 Chill a coupe or martini glass in the fridge.

2 Add ice to a mixing glass, then pour in the gin and vermouth.

3 Stir for about half a minute.

4 Strain into your serving vessel.

5 Skewer the olive with a toothpick and add to the drink.

6 Reminisce about your former executioners.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSELS:

Coupe



Martini glass


SUGGESTED GARNISH:

1 Spanish olive



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◁ WHITE RUSSIAN

INSPIRED BY THE BIG LEBOWSKI

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The Coen brothers sure do have a knack for making cult films, but the one that resonated most in its time is probably the tale of The Dude. There are three things to know about The Dude: He bowls, he chills, and he drinks White Russians. This is a classic White Russian, just the way The Dude likes it. Don’t worry, it’ll really tie the room together.


SERVES 1 DUDE

Cracked ice



2 fl oz (60 ml) vodka

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) coffee liqueur

11/2 fl oz (45 ml) half-and-half

1 Add cracked ice to a rocks glass.

2 Pour in the vodka, followed by the coffee liqueur.

3 Top with half-and-half.

4 Stir.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Lowball/rocks glass




SUGGESTED DRINKING ATTIRE:

Bathrobe



Flip-flops

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◁ BLACK YUKON SUCKER PUNCH

INSPIRED BY TWIN PEAKS

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This drink is almost as much of a mystery as Twin Peaks itself. Appearing in the episode “The Orchid’s Curse,” Judge Sternwood orders the beverage for Agent Cooper and Sheriff Truman while they discuss the trial of Leo Johnson. The drink appears to be black liquid topped with a light blue foam. The taste is not described, but Judge Sherwood tells Cooper and Truman that the drink will “sneak up on you.” This interpretation features the two most important Twin Peaks food groups: black coffee and cherry. It’s sweetened with Spiced Maple Syrup because nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with … spices. To complete the cocktail, create a couple of peaks in that mysterious blue foam. If Coop drank alcohol, he’d say, “That’s a damn fine cup of booze!”


SERVES 1–2

1 fl oz (30 ml) bourbon



1 fl oz (30 ml) Yukon Jack or other honey liqueur

1 fl oz (30 ml) cherry liqueur

3 fl oz (90 ml) bold coffee, chilled

4 teaspoons Spiced Maple Syrup or to taste

Ice cubes

5 egg whites

2 fl oz (60 ml) blue curaçao

1/2 tablespoon fresh lemon juice

1 teaspoon cream of tartar

1 Add the bourbon, liqueurs, coffee, and 2 teaspoons (10 ml) of syrup to a cocktail shaker, along with a few ice cubes. Shake well.

2 Strain into your serving vessel.

3 Add the egg whites, blue curaçao, lemon juice, cream of tartar, and the remaining 2 teaspoons (10 ml) of maple syrup to a mixing bowl and whip until (twin) peaks form.

4 Gently spoon the blue foam on top of the black liquid and smooth out the top of it.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Highball glass




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The egg whites are “cooked” through the foaming process, but some folks may (understandably!) feel icky about using them. If you’re one of those, skip steps 3 and 4 and do this instead:

1 cup (235 ml) heavy whipping cream

1 1/2 fl oz (45 ml) blue curaçao

1 In a mixing bowl, whip the cream with the blue curaçao and the remaining 2 teaspoons of syrup.

2 Spoon the whipped cream mixture on top of the black liquid and smooth it out.


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◁ THREE-TOED SLOTH

INSPIRED BY COCKTAIL

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It was hard to pick one of the crazy made-up drinks peppered in with the real-life cocktails in Tom Cruise’s “Last Barman Poet” poem. There are many to choose from: The “Death Spasm”? The “Dingaling”? Honestly, I think we’re all the scandalized lady in the audience incredulously asking, “Dingaling”?! But punning is my specialty, so I went with the Three-Toed Sloth. This cocktail uses sloe gin (get it?) with layers approximately the same colors as those of a three-toed sloth and topped with three coffee beans to act as the “toes.”


SERVES 1

1 fl oz (30 ml) sloe gin



1 fl oz (30 ml) cognac

1 fl oz (30 ml) crème de cacao

1 fl oz (30 ml) Kahlúa

2 dashes of chocolate bitters

Ice cubes

1 fl oz (30 ml) heavy cream or coconut cream

3 coffee beans

1 In a cocktail shaker, combine the gin, cognac, crème de cacao, Kahlúa, bitters, and 2–3 ice cubes.

2 Pour the contents of the cocktail shaker into the serving glass.

3 Pour 1/3 of the heavy cream out of the carton and set aside (you can pour it back in later). Shake the heavy cream carton vigorously for about 30 seconds.

4 Hold a spoon upside down over the drink, pointed slightly downward. Slowly pour the cream onto the back of the spoon so that it indirectly spills over the rest of the drink, creating a separate layer. Top with the coffee beans.


SUGGESTED SERVING VESSEL:

Pousse-café glass




SUGGESTED GARNISH:

3 coffee beans



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◁ PURPLE NURPLE

INSPIRED BY SUPERNATURAL

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Supernatural is a fantasy horror series, created by Eric Kripke, that follows brothers Sam and Dean Winchester as they hunt down dangerous supernatural creatures. Hunting is thirsty work, and although they do tend to drink mostly whiskey and beer, the brothers have been known to indulge in the occasional cocktail. Appearing in Season 2, “Tall Tales,” Dean drinks this concoction while “interrogating” a local grad student at the campus bar. Presumably named Purple Nurple after the horrifying prank that involves twisting, well, you can guess … this purple shooter is surprisingly delicious. You really should try it.


SERVES 3–4

3 fl oz (90 ml) coconut rum



1 fl oz (30 ml) blue curaçao

1 fl oz (30 ml) Triple Sec

1/2 fl oz Grenadine or to taste

1 In a mixing glass, stir together the rum, blue curaćao, Triple Sec, and Grenadine.

2 Pour the contents of the mixing glass